It’s bright and shiny like a young child’s mind and darkens as the child realizes the true horrors of the place we call reality.
I am crying
Anonymous asked: rot in hell yumikuri isnt fucking canon you piece of shit its a pedophile ship
yep, you’re right
yumikuri isnt canon
it is the total opposite
of canon like historia
is so in love with reiner
they dont give two shits about one and other
historia is a straight ass girl
and ymir only cares about herself
DEFINATLEY DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HISTORIA
i dont even consider them a ‘ship’
okay, hold up. i have been so upset about this. do you see this young man? he deserves a goddamn nomination if not being handed the fucking oscar, okay. here’s why:
1. this fucker had never acted before. he only was at the auditions because his brother was auditioning and he BRIBED him to come for A MOTHERFUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.
2. i don’t know if you know this, but there was NO tiger in any damn scene when he is on that damn boat. HE IS LOOKING AT AIR AND I BELIEVED THERE WAS A FUCKING TIGER IN THE MOVIE UNTIL AFTER I WATCHED AN INTERVIEW WHERE HE SAYS THERE’S NO DAMN TIGER. HE WAS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN ACTUAL TIGER.
3. HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. look, this kid lied about being able to stay afloat, but HE LEARNED AT LIKE 18 TO SWIM FOR THIS MOVIE. HIS PART IN THE MOVIE IS SURROUNDED BY WATER. MAN, I’VE BEEN SWIMMING SINCE I WAS TWO AND I WOULD STILL BE DYING IF I WAS DOING HALF THE SHIT HE PUT UP WITH IN THAT WATER. HE COULDN’T SWIM. LIKE WATER WAS CONSTANTLY DROWNING HIM. I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF HE NEVER GOES NEAR THE WATER AGAIN AFTER THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE WAS ALMOST DROWNED.
4. if this is not enough to convince you, also look how cute he is and keep in mind that he NEVER GOT THAT FUCKING SUBWAY SANDWICH.
thank you for your time and if you haven’t seen the movie, go see it because it is amazing and i am very passionate about it as you can see.
I said it before and i’ll say it again
the oscars be trippin
i hate when the same like 4 movies are nominated for every category like
someone should at least get him a sandwich
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK THAT GETS PUBLISHED
like hearing thaT THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK
and then the coVER ART
and having a physical copy of your oWN WRITING IN BOOK FORM IN YOUR HANDS
WOW I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK